brain fart

A moment when you just forget something even if you ran through it a moment ago.

person1: What's that?
(points to chair)
person2: Uh, Uh...
person1: BRAIN FART!

by Adeladaine March 20, 2009

vaginal fart

Va'gi'nal Fart (noun)
1.Your mama's stinkin' ass after getting a dirty sanchez from a zoo gorilla in heat!
2.The sound pertruding from the vaginal region of the female species or chicken headsas they are known to some
3.The toot sound you here after ramming it home.

Sally let out the most amazing vaginal fart that I have ever heard, i almost fainted in lust.

by queef creator August 16, 2004

Persian Fart

Notably the worst smelling flatulence known to man. A consistent, dense, thick, wide-ranging yet slow-moving cloud of flatulence which has a distinct smell on top of the regular anal odors. Known as a "Persian" fart due to the fact that almost all Persian males produce this identical scent when releasing anal odor discharge. The odor of the discharge causes nauseous recations from all smellers (aside from the releaser) in the area.

John: "Dude, what is that smell? Jesus, it's horrible! gagging insues, along with shirt-over-nose move"
Sherwin: "Sorry, I just ripped a fattie."
John: "Ah, that is such a foul Persian Fart dude. I told you not to pinch one of those again."

by D-Stutter May 6, 2006

fart goblin

A large brown log (usually known as shitturdpoopoopand shite which pops out of your anal passage when you fart loudly.

Fuck me mate I farted yesterday and got attacked by a hugh fart goblin!

by Beavis_rfc May 31, 2005

fart balls

larrys balls

larry has fart balls

by babbyyyyyyyyy October 18, 2008

Fart Blossom

A viscous secretion unexpectedly left in one's underwear or the seat of one's pants after passing gas that through the anus.

Key-rist! That fart blossom left a skid-mark in my drawers!

by Tunmy AuGratin April 8, 2006

mouth fart

The classification of a fart after which it has encountered a mouth at point blank distance, the mouth closes and swallows the anal gasses.

" I woke up after the party with bad breath and a polaroid, and I knew I had expeirienced a mouth fart."


"Let your mouth fart be your guide."

by Big Ry2 September 3, 2005