Persons of the same or opposite sex or Facebook itself come into a technological binding agreement that confirms marriage.
That ring means nothing until you have updated your status to let your friends know that you have been Married by Facebook.
Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.
Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
Yeah, the "wedding" was okay. But, they failed to update their status on Facebook, so naturally I am confused to why they spent so much time money and effort for such an event which I clicked "Yes" on Facebook.
Hey, just got Married by Facebook. Mobile Pics Uploaded
by c-hat-e August 5, 2012
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by Jeremy Radd January 10, 2009
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Anything having to do with
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
1. chain mails
2. spam
3. "death if you don't forward this"
4. jabs at your patriotism if you don't do this or that
5. copied stauses
6. horoscopes
7. self congratulatory statements
8. statements about how tired, hungry, bored, etc one is
9. selling stuff
10. Enticements to further poster's business interests
Inane Facebook Status Updates:
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the entry under your name as a comment.
I'm so tired
I'm bored
I'm so lame
by 121-FFJM February 4, 2010
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Get the e-Facebook-erated mug.Facebook friend pruning. Your present friend count is your starting point, from which you trim the ranks until you are at roughly 30% of the original count. You have one hour for the initial pruning.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
After the initial friendship holocaust (mass deletion session), bonsai theory applies. You must never be content with your network - allow it to grow, while at the same time trimming it back to maintain balance. Feel free to re-add friends as they re-enter your life. Your goals are minimalism and overall quality.
"I started practicing bonsai Facebook about 3 months ago, going from 337 to 78. The steady-state appears to be around 85, and my friends are top-notch."
by R.M. Remlinger March 24, 2010
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Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
by ownthesky April 24, 2010
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