eat my tunic (emt)

What you say to elf hero spammers when their ego reaches the sky in order to bring them back down without fuss.

Dude with ego "Noob, I am so awesome and that makes you noob, you noob."
Me: "Eat my tunic (emt)."

by [Tar]Shadow December 1, 2017

taco eating fucker

Some one tht loves tacos but don't want to admit it

That Mexican is a taco eating fucker

by Mexicans for lif3 December 4, 2017

ciao eat the ass

The eating of the ass and saying goodbye

Im going to ciao eat the ass tonight

by Sainsbury's May 7, 2018

Eat a pretzel

Used as an alternate way of saying your going to kill your self

Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.

by mtfort February 22, 2018

ur species eat feces

Worse than your genus suck penus. Not to be taken lighlty. Instantly vaporizes victim and family, into oblivion where not even god himself could save them.

Denier of holocaust: i can't be real there's no way that many Jews could've died.
Me: shut up, ur species eat feces

* Instantly has brain anuerism and collapses to floor and succumbs to seizure*

by Meime lurd May 11, 2018

eating the hindenburg

When you eat a chipotle burrito and then someone eats your ass

I was eating the Hindenburg last night

by chandis888raygor999666 February 21, 2017

eating the sausage

The act of biting off one's penis.

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.

by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016