Dragon Mama

A female who owns a lizard, or more commonly a Bearded Dragon, and treats it as her child.

Daenerys Targaryen is the almighty dragon mama, if I buy a lizard at Petco I can be her

by dyehardginger November 4, 2014

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Smoking Dragon

When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.

She a freak, so he gave her a smoking dragon.

by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

White Dragon

A dragon who drinks milk in the land of dank memes.

"Is that my boi?"
"Naw, that's my White Dragon."

by Draguinny July 4, 2018

Abarta Snot Dragon

When you "hack" snot into your girls mouth then shove your cock down her throat, causing snot to rocket out of her nostrils.

"Hey girl, would you be down to try the Abarta Snot Dragon?"

by jlanger926 October 18, 2022

Do you like dragons

Asked by your 10 year old cousin because he heard it at school

Cousin: Do you like dragons

Me" yes

Him Dragon deez nuts across your face

Me dies of stage 4 lung cancer and instantly wants to commit nine elevn 2.0

by Bruhddah 2 December 21, 2021

Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath

When a girl is sucking a long hairy penis and her breath smells like hot dick cheese

Jeff: Man have you talked to Shelby today?
Toby: No, why?
Jeff: Dude, she had mad Caterpillar Dragon’s Breath.

by Arby’s Seafood Bar February 13, 2020