Shrek dick

A big long gigantic dick the length of a human

WTF have you seen that shrek dick!!??!?!???!!??!??!

by Avin Gohar Big Dick March 9, 2021

shriveled dick

Shriveled dick when it's too cold in the pool and the dick hides. Also where the dick is too tiny and shriveled up.

I'm sorry Charlottesville, I have a shriveled dick.

by Babyboo20076 January 5, 2017

dick wink

when your dick hole opens and then closes for no reason, mostly happens after intercourse when the penis feels good.

Tom: "i gave mel a dick wink after i plundered that dungeon."
Gimp: "thats sick."

by kfcnigga January 30, 2014

Ball or Dick

A game where a guy pins down a girl and exposes a small amount of gential flesh out of his boxer window and asks her if she can tell if its ball or dick.

How was your date?

It only lasted ten minutes, I tried to play ball or dick.

Whaddabitchh...

by femalecats November 13, 2011

dick cave

Another term for vagina.

'I was in that dick cave all night long!'
'Her dick cave was obviously without use for some time, as bats flew out when it was opened up.'

by blackedout420 March 8, 2010

Game dick

An erection that is ordered, mandated and/or required during the time when a couple is trying get pregnant. This is most often needed when a couple is having sex purely for the purpose of getting pregnant, whether they are in the mood for sex or not.

Husband: "My wife just texted me that I need to get home and bang her."
Friend: "What? Your wife texts you for sex?"
Husband: "Nope. She's ovulating. Gotta go put on my game dick."

by Zotts May 7, 2015

the dick of the cat

Similar to "the bee's knees" or "the cat's meow." Something great or remarkable.

Aw, man, I really enjoyed that movie.
Yeah, bro, it was the dick of the cat.

by notreallystraight August 19, 2013