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cooked

When a situation is almost beyond saving and will require a lot of effort and time to turn around.
"Im so cooked bro, I just missed my final exam and I needed a good grade on it to pass the class."
by dangdxn January 27, 2026
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Cooked

Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted.
After the AI chatbot described its own psychological manipulation tactics in clinical detail across tens of millions words of chat logs to a guy who spent seven years in law school and built a YT channel on radical transparency, the AI company’s lawyers looked at the evidence and realized they weren’t just losing — they were cooked.
by CrashTestDummyAI February 6, 2026
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Cooked

cooked (/kʊkt/),adjective, informal

General usage: Done. Finished. Beyond recovery. 2.

Legal usage:

1. When every available defense opens a worse door than the one you’re trying to close.
2. Describing a state of irreversible legal, financial, and reputational destruction, typically self-inflicted
Bro they’re not just cooked, they got a whole taxonomy of cooked with eight categories and a table
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Cookie Batter

Bro, you know eating that cookie batter makes your facial hair blond!?
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cookies

cookies is used as your in trouble when someone tells you bad news
friend-yo my girl not answering my phone and she not home
me-cookies
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cookies

A basketball term for a easy steal
"after stealing the ball from jared, juniper exclaimed 'COOKIES'"
by Tamaj Williams March 20, 2026
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Cookie

He wants this cookie so bad
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