cats brain

When you squeeze your ballsack really tight and the balls are on the top it looks like a small brain.

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by Anonomus May 13, 2005

Cat Points

(n)- A term that closely relates to the sarcastic saying "Bonus Style Points." This is said when somebody does something (verbally, physically, or other wise electronically communicates) that makes the person from who the action originated from look exponentially stupid, ignorant, dense, foolish, dull-witted, slow, simpleminded, vacuous, vapid, idiotic, imbecilic, imbecile, obtuse, doltish; informal thick, dim, dimwitted, dumb, dopey, dozy, moronic, cretinous, pea-brained, halfwitted, soft in the head, brain-dead, boneheaded, thickheaded, wooden-headed, muttonheaded or other wise daft.

Mike:"Haha! Look at Cat! She just fell over a snow bank!"
Joe: "She gets major Cat Points!"

by Edguardo Remaraez August 18, 2009

smack cat

A furry feline friend who enjoys getting the area immediately preceding it's tail whacked much harder than one would imagine enjoyable.

God love him, but Little Marquis was definitely a smack cat, as evidenced by his purring while being given a rather vigorous series of whacks just in front of his tail and then asking for more.

by maximo hudson June 28, 2009

cat on the beach

a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"

jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach

the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach

the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach

by michael foolsley December 26, 2009

shelf cat

1. A piece of pussy you keep on the shelf meaning you always know where to get it and you can get it when ever you want.

2. A homie who is boring and does nothing except "sit on the shelf," and collect dust. see couch potato

"so what are you gonna do today?"
"i think ill hang out with Christy"
"Who is Christy"
"Just a cute "shelf cat" I call whenever I need her"
"...happy freakin"

by MoGameDenYou December 14, 2010

screaming cat

Synonym: camel toe

Hey, check me in these pants they're pretty tight and I think I may have a screaming cat.

by wolfeagle847 July 22, 2010

murley cat

one who brings attention to themselves for the wrong reason.

look at that kid with the huge afro riding a razor scooter, what a MURLEY CAT.

by juggernaut bitch May 10, 2006