Porcelain Funnel Cake

A long and stringey shit that you have after eating something with a lot of fiber. It tends to be a chocolate brown and in one long piece that when with a bowl of pee, resembles a fryer for a funnel cake

"I just ate chipotle and am about to let out a monster Porcelain Funnel Cake

by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020

Carolina Corn Cakes

The act of a man pleasuring himself via the anus with a cob of corn then shitting on the corn after orgasming

I watched a guy do some Carolina Corn Cakes last night and it was nasty

by BeetLover493 June 21, 2023

Chocolate lava cake

When you're doing anal and you get shit on your dick but still nut.

I pulled a chocolate lava cake last night on my girl.

by Bdogg117 February 5, 2018

Scandinavian puff cake

A sex act involving a man ejaculating inside a woman’s prolapsed vaginal opening.

Can you send me that video you found with the girl getting Scandinavian puff caked?

by 44chan-guy March 16, 2022

7 digit cake

money in 7 digits

a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me?

yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

by Griff July 1, 2004

Spanish Birthday Cake

When one gives themselves oral, while taking a shit in their grandmother's mouth, with a clown watching.

Person 1- Hey dude what did you do yesterday?

Person 2- I made a Spanish Birthday Cake! It was so awesome, the clown loved it

by birthdaycakeguy August 24, 2011

Polish pound cake

(n.) the sexual act of having a group of people poop in a large bag, and then having said group of people fuck said poop bag.

I got some friends together with my girlfriend, and we made a massive Polish pound cake. That's why Stanley Steamer's at the house today.

by Gymnosperm August 7, 2010