crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017

crack jew

crack made by jews oh yeah mr krabs

nigger etas some shit ans then he somkes some crack jew

by Pussylover696969 August 8, 2017

bermuda crack

the crack between the 2 front sets of a car and the console. if you drop something into the bermuda crack, theres a good chance you won't be able to get it out without having to take the seat out or painfully shoving your hand into it to get whatever it is you dropped out.

"i dropped a bunch of fries into the bermuda crack, now my car smalls like mcdonalds"
" i spilled the weed into the bermuda crack, sorry bro"

"my $20 just fell into the bermuda crack, never getting that back"

by no snitchin August 10, 2017

couch crack

When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.

Spending all day on the damn couch

I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room

I'm a couch crack

by andyMessdefine. August 21, 2017

Crack

The white man's drug

Wow, James took crack yesterday, he's not the same.

by Douchebag6900 August 26, 2017

Crack the Yellow Whip

When you gotta whip out that pee stream

"Todd had to go to the bathroom and go crack the yellow whip."

by NolDan August 31, 2017

Nut cracked

When you are jerking of on porn and you start crying cuz it is good.

"Hi wasuup why do you have red eyes?"
"I got Nut cracked"
What kind of porn
Sadomaso

by Mevri October 10, 2018