Boner

A guy that can't control he's little penis

Dude, I've got a boner

by Xoxo-A571 May 15, 2017

Boner

1. When a man's penis becomes harder and larger after they have been aroused. 2. A racial slur for a skeleton.

1. "Emma flashed her tits yesterday and let me tell you my boner was so goddamn big, some Germans called my dick "The Gustav Cannon." 2. "These damn boners keep risin from the grave and scarin away our jobs, why don't we do somethin bout it?

by Commie Remover October 25, 2018

Boner killer

When watching AMATEUR porn and the male refers to the pledge wipe as a playmate. Jeez I thought this was supposed to be amateur man. What a boner killer.

Isn’t it such a boner killer to not be able to take a female of equal status or better on a date.

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

Bass Boner

A common phenomena that occurs within the groin region of a male's body.

Over 90 percent of incidents are reported by concert-goers, the rest by house party-goers.

It occurs when the bass being played in the surrounding environment turns so loud that is causes a woman's breasts to literally bounce. The male notices the bouncing breasts and continues to stare at them, inducing an erection.

You thought that was a Bass Boner, imagine skrillex.

by Cowtoy August 15, 2012

blue boner

When a guy has sex with a girl that has a blue waffle, his boner is now blue.

Damn, Joe had sex with jenni. She has a blue waffle, he nasty now with his blue boner.

by Shezaaa October 21, 2013

bubble boner

an erect penis with the capability of blowing bubbles with one of those bottles of soap sold at the grocery store for little kids.

Wow, that bubble boner sure is an incredibly good bubble blower.

by D.C. July 23, 2003

fuckin' boner

fuckin' boner is like when something is really good and just so say "boner"

boner that dan

"look at that there jamie"
"yeah it's fuckin' boner innit"

by DontBelong September 11, 2005