Loner Boner 

When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.

You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."

Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."

You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."

Friend: "Sucks for him"

Loner Boner by kylejohnson July 8, 2010

brane boner 

When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.

My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.

brane boner by the brane man April 14, 2011

Milk Boner

The act of dipping a penis into warm milk and proceeding to get a boner. Black men normally to this to simulate white women who are very pale.

Wow bro, did you just get a milk boner?

Milk Boner by black nibba 27 February 28, 2018

Pulled a boner

Get sad and kill yourself.

*he will be missed*

Justin totally pulled a boner when he found out he sucked at his job.

Pulled a boner by RocketMan1515 February 26, 2010

Pull a Boner 

To make a stupid mistake due to lack of adequate contemplation or thoughtfulness. Originated from the fact that boners do not need much thought to take form.

Son: Dad, how'd you get the truck stuck trying to pull the car out of the snowbank?
Father: Ah, I pulled a boner.

Sergent: Don't pull a boner.
Bomb Squad Member: Alright.

Pull a Boner by BeetusInUs August 18, 2013

knuckle boner 

Total looser. Jack Ass. worthless tit.

HOLY SHIT look at this Knuckle boner!

knuckle boner by Daniel ShaggyDog November 16, 2006

rib boner 

when you put your legs behing your neck and you have someone lick your ass

Guy: hey baby wanna try that move called the rib boner that kristian and jessica tried you know them they get it on in the movies all the time

Girl: yeh we were meaning too imrpove our sexlife

rib boner by derya wasocci April 18, 2008