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Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.
Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!
by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021
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Banana Cookie

An asian fortune cookie with a fortune inside that was clearly written by a white person.
Fortune we got in our banana cookie after dim sum:

"You will be hungry again in one hour."
by MrCarnation November 11, 2013
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Bald Banana

YO José has a Bald Banana
by Captain Peach August 17, 2018
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coocoo-bananas

going crazy as in excitment
Britney is going coocoo-bananas because she got on the cheer team.
by Someone_Somebody April 18, 2023
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Banana Time

The time accumulated in your brief time on earth selecting the most appealing bananas at the grocery store. Wasting time frivolously.
I dated her for 2 years but it was all banana time. The hours I spent on social media was all banana time.
by steevil November 19, 2020
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Banana Bag

Another term for the female genitalia; the vagine
by James turrel May 18, 2019
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Banana Man

A guy who eats bananas on a daily basis and turns into one. He then gets licked by a human mouth and eaten.
A banana man is a man who turns into a banana
by NICKER U NICKERS November 11, 2020
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