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Bakery Time 

When the sneaky bender hits hard enough to get a croissant from that bad bitch Emily.
Fuck bro we hit Bakery Time for the 4th time this week...
Bakery Time by NoahSully November 20, 2020

Bakerlator 

A car with tires so out of alignment that driving it is like a being on an amusement park ride.
Your car is so misaligned is like riding a bakerlator.
Bakerlator by Nanas November 21, 2020

bakerlator 

A terrain vehicle with tires so misaligned that driving it is like experiencing an amusement park ride.
Taking my bakerlator to the shop this morning I got car sick driving to work this morning.
bakerlator by Nanas November 21, 2020

Bakers dozen 

It when ypu and you're mate are having sexual intercourse and when you ejaculate you pull out and freeze your cum inside molds And when its frozen feed it to your mate .
"Yoo last night me i gave my girlfriend/boyfriend a bakers dozen"
Bakers dozen by TankR November 25, 2020
Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO
Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?
Baker by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 1, 2020
A rude and racist word used by the nazis, whites and closed minded republicans to hate on the hispanic community
Trump needs to build a wall against these beaners
Beaner by Angei163 December 3, 2020