by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024
Get the New York crab apple mug.The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)
The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.
Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 20, 2025
Get the .3.4.3.《¤》Apple《¤》Galmanu《¤》Yardisonull《¤》Mister《¤》Master《¤》Auditor《¤》Disk《¤》Jockey《¤》Executable《¤》.3.4.3. mug.Appling the Apple Man (verb)
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/
The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.
Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.
Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
/ˈap-lɪŋ ði ˈap-əl man/
The rare, almost ceremonial act of giving dap to the Apple Man when his apple aura is at its absolute peak. A gesture of respect, acknowledging both the man and the mystical fragrance he carries.
Cultural Significance: Appling the Apple Man is considered a hood blessing. Those who perform the appling may find themselves temporarily enveloped in the apple scent, gaining +2 charisma and +1 wisdom for the rest of the day.
Unwritten Rule: The Apple Man must never ask where the scent comes from — only the streets may confirm his power.
"I was posted by the corner store when the Apple Man slid through smellin' like straight orchard... had to step up and start appling up the Apple Man, you already know."
by Appling Man March 5, 2025
Get the appling up the apple man mug.When a person puts a rat or gerbil up someone’s ass then try’s to fish around in the other persons ass to get it via only there head
by Bosscarter47 March 21, 2025
Get the Cave divers apple bobing mug.A personal twist on the expression “how do you like them apples?
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
“How about that apple” refers to one specific detail or moment, making it more pointed and situationally relevant than the general phrase
Nonchalant dude: “You said I wouldn’t pass that calc final.”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
Chad: “I mean, it was brutal…”
Nonchalant dude (holding up paper with an A): “Yeah? How about that apple?”
by Goosebutmakeitsilly April 20, 2025
Get the How about that apple mug.If yes: “Yeah, I’ve tried the Alice Green Apple Gummy before — I liked the flavor and the effects were pretty smooth.”
If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”
If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
If no: “Nope, this would be my first time trying it, so I’m curious to see how it feels.”
If unsure: “I haven’t tried this specific one yet, but I’ve had similar gummies before.”
by aliyna August 27, 2025
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