Jesus

I am Jesus, bow to me mortal.
I am Jesus obey me or be sent to hell you sinner
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
“hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying”
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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Jesus Hippos

Hippos that can walk on water.
I saw some jesus hippos walking around in the Atlantic ocean.
by El Gaupo April 26, 2023
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jesus fooq

Can’t say Fuck in school so we say Jesus fooq
Jesus fooqing Christ!
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Slim Jesus in a cut

A fat cocked white skinned individual that likes to exhibit foul language in this songs. He particuraly likes to use a 40mm hand gun he threatens to use uppon you. Imagine that peanut headed faggot in a small cut. That's what this means
Slim Jesus in a cut
by FhackSerbia September 02, 2017
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Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx

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😱:Jesus Velazquez Rodriguez Are The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx
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