Skip to main content

Handy Banana

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch
by Redgorilla January 27, 2016
mugGet the Handy Banana mug.

Banana

by Bonana January 1, 2021
mugGet the Banana mug.

banana stupid

Decribes something that's really crazy or unbelieveable.
Did you see that 4th grader dunk on that high schooler. That was banana stupid.

Did you see the serial killing priest kill the whole congregation. He went banana stupid.
by Rellotip May 1, 2010
mugGet the banana stupid mug.

Banana

Someone/People who obviously are too yellow to say something insulting directly. Also hiding their words in fruity wording. Leaving themselves feeling a bit on and are thankful they now are part of the herd. Ultimately showing their true Breadfruit like interior.

Something which rots easily (has no real longevity once damaged) and is thrown by less evolved primates in the absence of or in conjunction with their own shit. (Usually in a confused state of frustration at another primate who exhibits thinking which does not align with their own understanding of whatever cage they currently inhabit. This results in emo shit they have no tools to deal with and a lashing out at the unknown)

Something your missus tells you shes had a lot to eat of today at work.
PRIM1: oo oo ah ah why he not doing what we do?? Breaks something in anguish
PRIM2: ah ah oo oo ee we eat all the fruit all juicy and pick caterpillars off trees. Why he no hungry.
PRIM1: He probably eats sticks.
PRIM2 to PRIMEVO: ee ee ee you like to eat sticks!!???
PRIMEVO: Jeeezuz cunt once you understand the concept of something greater than you and your caterpillar and your fruit eating friend there, you may begin to understand the concept of personal development for the greater good of your childrens children. You want them to still be eating fluffy caterpillars or would you like to get to the marrow and tomorrow and the next with out having to wave your arms at every passing bird in the hope you may learn to fly?

PRIM1 & 2: (Unable to understand exactly what the strange independent fella with the bonetipped spear with throwing stick is talking about.) No oo oo oo you like to eat sticks is that your dinner how you eat that. Food lives on sticks not eating sticks (Throws banana covered in shit).

PRIMEVO: Indeed it does homunculi but you can also use a big stick to catch a big pussy cat.

(Note only in explaining to those of lesser cognitive abilities does PRIMEVO stoop to the same type of snide and teasing wording in a forlorn hope that they may understand. - Usually too intellectual and dismissed as garbage by those used to seeing bananas rot due to either not leaving them on the tree or inserting them deep into a shady hole somewhere;)
by Issy_dead_bananas January 29, 2020
mugGet the Banana mug.

Banana Laser

Greatest dj couple from Spain, high fashion standards and amazing mixes during their shows. Mixing disco, house and hits in an environment of freedom and safe for all lgtbiaq +
Last Friday I was crazy with the music at the event. Banana laser were playing my favorite song from 1970s
by Resal November 23, 2021
mugGet the Banana Laser mug.

banana bimbo

A man who dresses in clothes normally only associated with the female gender that has bimbo traits (big lips, tits and ass). A banana bimbo is often synonymous with the term transvestite and both only refer to the clothes a person is wearing without making any comment on which gender the person acts as.
Look at that banana bimbo's balls hanging out of his skirt.

Did you just see that banana bimbo just come out of the mens bathroom?
by mehoff563 March 8, 2019
mugGet the banana bimbo mug.

Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.
Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!
by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016
mugGet the Banana Stamping mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email