zion

man who has 2 or 3 girlfriends at once and has a very big cock but will get aids at 30years old hits brothers all the time.

gay at points.

zion is very very fucking weird

by Dr larry July 20, 2020

Zion

Big Penis (5-9 inches). Attractive to women. Funny and bubbly personality. Can be annoying sometimes. The leader of a group. Awesome to be around!

Zion is my boyfriend.

by Beemovie838 May 26, 2018

Zionsville Choralaires

Literally just sit in a corner and smoke The Big Gay™

Hahah look at those Zionsville Choralaires, singing right after smoking the big gay

by mylo081 April 30, 2019

Zion Lacroix

s a Turkish director, filmmaker, audio visual storyteller and lo-fi musical artist born in Istanbul, Turkey. Best known for the short film Discord and the single track La Première Fin.

Zion Lacroix the Turkish director and storyteller from Milan.

by under the shadow of uterus October 21, 2019

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

Zion

1. A town in northeastern Illinois that has inadequate train service since 1982. You were able to go from Zion to Milwaukee until 1971.Until 1963 you had two train routes to choose from: The North Shore Line, which is now a bike path and the Chicago & Northwestern where the Metra runs now.
2. A town in northeastern Illinois that takes away the fun stuff for everybody. Examples include the closing of the ice and roller rinks, the park district getting rid of the paddle boats in their infinite wisdom, the park district getting rid of the game room in the leisure center in their infinite wisdom, no more ice cream trucks since 1999 or 2000, and other stuff
3. A town in northeastern Illinois that cuts things short. Examples include the city pool closing at 6pm instead of 8 or 9, carnival shutting down at 10pm instead of 11pm starting this year, and recently, the 4th of July fireworks were only ten minutes long this year. The labor Day Parade might be next in being cut short this year. This might result in ZIon becoming a ghost town.
4. A town in northeastern Illinois where public transportation is cut off by 7pm.
5. a boring ass town

Colleen to Me: Pretty soon Zion might get cut off which means no more trains and busses to zion.

by Billsner August 20, 2008

Zionsville, Indiana

Noun.

A small utopia located North West of Indianapolis. it is a bubble of old money, fancy cars, Lacrosse moms, Labradoodles, and the most passive-aggresive people you will ever encounter. It is pretty much the whitest place ever.

Religion: Catholicism, Presbyterian, Lacrosse, Soccer, and Judaism (like .2%).

Crime: Rare. Legit said in police report "called police on neighbors for being "mean""

Student Extracurriculars: heavy drug-use- weed, meth, cocaine, drinking, cheating on tests, going to places other than Zionsville, sports- football (it's awful), track, swimming, and LACROSSE

Zionsville, Indiana is so freakin' white.

Thanks to Zionsville, Indiana, I didn't realize until college that some people aren't passive-aggressive.

If Zionsville, Indiana likes to think it is better than Carmel, how come we copy their snow days & roundabouts?

by 317K1N July 23, 2018