Wank yourself dry

When a male masturbates so excessively in a limited timeframe that no more ejaculate is produced upon completion of any subsequent masturbatory sessions until the reserves are replenished.

Mate, we both know what you're going to do with your day off. You're going to sit there, put private browsing on on your computer, and wank yourself dry

by MassivefuckingLAD June 28, 2011

edge yourself

Edge yourself means to bring yourself to the point of cumming then stopping again, only to continue this process until you want to finish

"This porn's so great, I can't help but see you cant edge yourself!" MD

by DigBickDoz February 1, 2017

check yourself

To check yourself over,to watch yourself before u get your ass whipped

"Eyyo n****,watcha back,u best be checkin yoself,now dipset outta heaa,fore i bust a cap in yo ass"

Shane-Ima rokin n****
Byrin-no u aint u a bitch,betta check yoself fore i send your white ass across the trailor park

by Sexy-Bitch-who-loves-chris <3 June 27, 2004

Playing with yourself

To masturbate

Do you like playing with yourself? 'cause I DO.

by 6/8/14 June 8, 2014

enjoy yourself

An expression commonly used by French boys who live in England. Used to express a wish of an individual to have a good time.

Thomas- ya mate enjoy yourself
Charlotte- ok

by teddybenstedthebear February 27, 2017

touch yourself

What you do at night

Peter: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Teacher: Because you touch yourself at night!

by puddingking April 12, 2004

go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.

"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."

by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008