yogabitionist

A person who constantly posts pictures of themselves performing yoga asanas, usually while making unsettling eye contact with the camera or with their eyes closed in yogic bliss as if they are unaware their picture is being taken.

My Instagram feed is clogged with posts from yogabitionists. Time to unfollow.

by Thithyphuth September 27, 2015

yogaho

White girl who walks around in yoga pants and always has a Starbucks coffee in her hands. Typically found in neighborhoods with frat bros. See also, "Marina Girl."

Brah, check out Trader Joe's on Tuesday nights, hella yogaho's.

by yomanbro September 21, 2016

Yoga

The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.

Hey dude, want to do some yoga with me?
No way I'll just break something.

by Sakura Z June 29, 2016

Yoga ite

Fella who loves spandex and loves to express his body

Once a stiff nucklehead the yoga ite feels the freedom of wearing tights and reaching his potential

by Thor0369 December 14, 2016

yoga prom

Yoga Prom is the blending of athlesiure wear, perfectly curled hair, & a full face of make-up.

Rachel was full yoga prom at Starbucks this morning.

by Ginger Cottage September 29, 2017

yogawalla

White person who identifies themselves by persistently posting pictures of themselves in a yoga poses in every possible situation.

Yogawalla just posted one by the telephone booth

by RajGO October 16, 2017

yoany

a guy that got no talent but a big dick

yoany is sexy

by sauceyyoyo November 15, 2017