getting yards

getting so much sex, measured in lengths, that when considering the collective amount of inches being consumed (or delivered) that the result is easier to calculate in yards.

That guy is getting so much helmet, that he must be getting yards

by wazgilbert August 17, 2010

yard trash

Slang term used to describe someone that lives in a camper in someone else's yard. These people can't even afford the trailer park. They generally don't have running water. They are a lower form of white trash and can be found in their counterparts yard.

He is total "yard trash" and can't even afford his own trailer.

by Keika1 August 26, 2016

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016

yard war

A long lasting fight or great amount of tension between two or more neighbors.

Little Girl: Did you hear that the Attucks and the Benesons are having a yard war?

Little Boy: Yah

Little Girl: Adults are so weird!

by I Am Mii (Miami) January 20, 2014

yard points

Admiration of and/or respect given to a prisoner from fellow inmates for a criminal act, whether or not it is correctly attributed - such attribution will often result in that prisoner being left alone by potential enemies and being welcomed by potential friends, pivotal for survival in many correctional institutions and jails. Named after the recreational area where inmates congregate.

- See that new meat by the benches? I heard he killed somebody on the outside!

- That guy?! He just got some serious yard points.

by Dread Pirate 6 January 21, 2011

duck yard

When your iPhone decides to auto-correct fucktard.

Damn it, I said FUCKTARD...not duck yard.

by Taylorjeans November 7, 2014

yard beans

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.

"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."

by J.B. America August 24, 2018