Wireball 

1.) A computer with messy cabling or cabling that won't let you close the cover.
2.) The main character in a BASIC video game written in 1986 for Ataris.
3.) The One True Wireball - he who controls the domain.

The cabling in the Wireball computer reminded us of a hippie's tangled hair. That's not a compliment. (sic)

Wireball by David MacCarter November 26, 2003

Hamline Wireless 

A wireless connection that is hardly ever functional.

Something that costs $35, but is actually worth far less.

Dude, don't go to that internet cafe, its like using Hamline Wireless.

You paid fifty bucks for that? That's like Hamline Wireless.

Hamline Wireless by 1L February 4, 2006

Coconut wireless

The Hawaiian concept of the Coconut Wireless is better than a cell phone! It is a wireless and fast way of communicating through word-of-mouth news or the sixth sense.

Example A: Friend 1: "Kealoha isn't home she went to the big island." Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard it on the coconut wireless."

Example B: Say you haven't seen your friend in a while and start to call them and get interrupted. Then they call you a minute later or show up on your doorstep. You are both connected to and tuned into the Coconut Wireless.

Friend 1: "Hey, I was going to call you"
Friend 2: Smiles knowingly, "I know. Heard dat on da Coconut Wireless."

Coconut wireless by Smokey Rain July 18, 2016

wirelesspanda 

a youtube channel that is just epic

he does gaming videos, and how-to videos
this is a channel with a good taste in music

dude that's as good as a wirelesspanda video

wirelesspanda by mrbunnybear March 27, 2013

wired 

1. Displaying or feeling or stating things that would lead others to believe you are overly stimulated or hyperactive due to the influence of sugar, caffeine, or other substances such as amphetamines

2. Extremely excited about something.

3. Connected to the Internet.

1) That extra cup of coffee has me so wired I'm going to stay up all night writing Urban Dictionary entries!

2) I'm wired about getting wired to the Dark Web!

wired by Richard Allan Cooper August 4, 2016

The Wired

Another term for the world wide web; the internet.

Did you find anything interesting on The Wired today?

The Wired by M3tb October 8, 2008

wired 

Acting extremely jittery & hyper, unable to stop oneself from such behavior.

I am sooo wired this morning. Someone made the mistake of giving me caffiene last night, so I never went to sleep!!!

wired by Ellie December 29, 2003