Weed wank

Beating/jacking/whacking/jerking off while high on marijuana.

I just had a great weed wank bro. Felt good man.

by Wienerslav March 30, 2011

weed

doobage, bud, herb, left-handed ciggarette, wacky tobacky, pot, smoke, gonga, reefer, the 11th special herb in KFC's recipe, green, dank, you get the picture.

Hit that weed and pass it to the left! Puff, puff, give, damnit!

by Big Chief Smack-a-Ho February 6, 2003

Weed Feet

The unpleasant feeling in your feet while walking after smoking marijuana. It's kind of like walking in butter or jello. The weed feet hinders a person's speed while walking.

Bruce: "Dude man, I can barely walk"
Ed: "Ah, the weed feet must be kicking in."
Bruce: "Hell yeah it is"

by 420smokeweed420 May 14, 2008

pipe weed

An unidentified smoking herb in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. An obvious reference to tobacco, or maybe marijuana.

Gandalf: I brought a sack of pipe weed.
Frodo: Cool, let's all get high!

by LudwigVan December 21, 2003

Weed Wall

A point in you're life when you realize that smoking weed isn't as cool and exciting as it used to be. It usually takes place when you "hit a wall" in life and you realize you're at that dead end either directly or indirectly because of weed.

John, Mike and Juan - *Smoking*

Ryan comes over to chill.

John: Yo, Ryan you wanna hit this?

Ryan: Nah, I'm good.

Mike: You're crazy!

Ryan: Nah, the shit just gets stale. I hit a weed wall.

Juan: Word I feel you.

by Crystella Marie January 19, 2010

Baltimore tumble weed

A black porn or liquor bag blowing in the wind. Bags such as these are commonly observed tumbling up and down the streets there.

Wow, that last block had four Baltimore tumble weeds on it...a new record!

by wallyTour August 10, 2009

weedar

The faculty used to identify someone who is under the influence of marijuana.

That clerk at the video store was really setting off my weedar.

by Nick333 February 21, 2007