Weiner Wonderland

A place a dude takes a chick to show how how wonderful his weiner is.

"I'm about to take this bitch to weiner wonderland tonight, maybe even end up at bonnerville"

by V Rizzle August 21, 2013

weiner solo

When a man flops his penis around like he is playing a guitar

Weiner solos are so fun and addicting

by Sagan Hater May 26, 2014

burnt weiner

When your penis is rubbed raw, usually from too much masturbation.

"Why isn't Johnny at school today?"
"Oh, he skipped today. He said he had a bad case of the burnt weiner."

by Proboscis February 22, 2009

Bottom Weinie

The result of a gay male having having his ass plowed until his cock deflates to the size of a cocktail weinie.

I got such a bad case of the bottom weinie that I had to stroke it for 30 minutes just to get it to come out of hiding after taking that 10 inch cock up my fag puss!

by Heauxmeauxsexual December 26, 2009

weiner pill

The magic pill that will make a limp weiner hard.

Today is my Anniversary. I better take a couple weiner pills..!

by P.Niss and Ben Dover January 16, 2009

Weiner Standard Time

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.

Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

by JustAWeinerMinute June 5, 2010

Weinerhound

(N.) A female who is in constant search of sex from males. See also megaslut.

(V.) the act of searching for males to have sex with.

Look at that girl's slutty dress, she's totally weinerhounding.

by bebopster December 6, 2010