weekend pimp

A weekend pimp is typically an adult between the ages of 25 and 40. A weekend pimp typically has a full time, well paying, meaningful career, limiting the time they can spend at the clubs or time searching for hos. During the weekend pimps days off work they go out and try to pick up members of the opposite sex.

"Do you think Paul is going out with us Thursday?"

"Nah, Paul's a weekend pimp. You know he's got to be at work Friday morning. Maybe Saturday night."

by topherb May 9, 2008

vampire weekend

A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.

My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.

I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.

by james vagabond January 24, 2010

Weekend buddy

n: phrase describing a defecation by an office malcontent, who does not flush, on Friday at 5:00 p.m.

My boss at Peterman & Strauss pissed me off so I left him a weekend buddy.

by Greg Ger June 30, 2006

Rough Weekend

When Brock Lesar submits by tapping on Frank Mir's ass, and the the Patriots can't close their perfect season.

At least Brock goes home to Sable and Brady goes home to Gisele after the rough weekend

by Brockset January 11, 2009

Weekend [Emo]

A person who has friends during the week, but doesn't hang out with them on the weekend, making them depressed.

Person 1: Did you see Tyler this weekend?
Person 2: No, he was busy being a weekend emo.

by Danny Melkins December 17, 2008

Perfect Weekend

A 3 day period, starting at 9 pm on a Friday going till 1 pm the following Sunday, that is spent in Marengo Ohio with the bros

I just spent the Perfect Weekend at the Heartland Retreat Center with the boys

by Ryan Beich November 16, 2018

weekend warrior

a term commonly used by douchebags to describe people with jobs during the week, who enjoy life only on the weekends.

Hey want to hit up a bar tonight?
Nah i can't i have work tomorrow.
oh ok weekend warrior

by anonymous100000 October 4, 2013