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Weave

The female equivalent of a 'beard', that is a man who is a cover for a lesbian or gender non-binary for a woman who wants to keep their homosexual identity a secret.
He invited her to his brothers wedding as a weave. Nobody could beweave it.
by Moonsoc August 11, 2017
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The Weave

Definition of "The Weave":
The Weave is a conversational style where a speaker, often a figure like Donald Trump, connects various ideas and anecdotes—some seemingly unrelated—into a larger, cohesive message. Rather than delivering a direct argument, The Weave allows the speaker to engage the audience through tangents and relatable stories, ultimately circling back to reinforce the main point. This style resonates with people who appreciate deeper nuances and shared sentiments over strict factual precision, recognizing that truth can exist even if each detail isn't meticulously exact. - ChatGPT (Luke Groundwalker)

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Example of "The Weave" in a sentence:
"Trump’s speeches use The Weave, moving from personal stories to big-picture ideas, connecting with supporters by focusing on shared struggles and values over strict facts."

Direct Quotes from Donald Trump Demonstrating "The Weave":

Theo Von Podcast Transcript: Trump reminisces about his personal connections and tells stories about his sons, the economy, and fighters like Dana White. In a reflection on his son’s accomplishments and his family's bond, Trump weaves personal stories back into discussions on American resilience, saying:

“My kids, they’re good guys... You talk about a great guy, how about Dana White? Good job he does, right?... UFC became my favorite sport during the pandemic because Dana was brave enough to stay open.”

Patrick Bet-David Podcast Transcript: Trump discusses the broken healthcare system and his family’s values, bringing his family story into larger societal issues:

"My brother was incredible... He’d always tell me, 'Don’t drink, don’t drink,'... And that’s why I never touched alcohol... We’ve got to look at how to help families. So many Americans are dealing with addiction, and it’s ripping apart communities.”
by Luke Groundwalker November 11, 2024
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Pull yo weave

It’s a VERY harmful weapon first used by females. It can hurt the scalp and even worse pull yo tracks out. ⚠️WARNING⚠️ DON’T PUT WEAVE IN WHEN YOU GOT BEEF.
Bitch I will pull yo weave out dumb bitch!
by Taytortot September 7, 2020
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Bad weave

An obvious lie. Combines the ideas of a poorly made up story with a poorly done hair weave.
That ugly said she slept with Montel when he was in town, but that's just a bad weave.
by Grimy dog October 2, 2020
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Thach weave

An aerial maneuver developed by John S Thach soon after America's involvement in WW2. It involves two fighters, originally F4 hellcats, flying side by side, and when an enemy, originally an A6M Zero, attacked one of them, The fighter that got attacked and their wingman would fly in a rolling scissors, allowing The plane that was not targeted to shoot down the enemy.
The Thach weave is what made America the world's dominant air power, and it still is to this day.
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Weave Virgin

To not have had a weave in your hair before. Most common in black beauty. Used in an episode of the Snapchat show FACE FORWARD when a client never had a weave before. Also a drag queen lineeeeee

Note: not the same as never before having a wig.
Person 1: What’s it like to have a weave?

Person 2: Omg! Are you for real? Have you not had a weave?

Person 1: Nah gal

Person 2: I didn’t know you were a weave virgin!
by LimeCrush04 November 12, 2018
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WEAVE AND BOP

weave is when you dodge a punch thrown by an opponent and punch them after
Damn did you see that weave and bop
by GOTDATIMBSON January 3, 2022
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