Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.
by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
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Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Originates from GameFAQs' Random Insanity board, where a Staples employee tells the story of a moronic woman who understands nothing about computers.
Kloo Shanko: "Ma'am, the operating system doesn't affect the size of the screen."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
Customer: "But it has Windows Vista!"
Kloo Shanko: "Like I said, that doesn't affect anything, ma'am."
by Yams August 4, 2007
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(proper noun) Fictional character; a warrior vampire from the Black Dagger Brotherhood series written by JR Ward. Distinguished by the tattoos on his right temple surrounding the eye and on his right hand, both of which are usually hidden beneath a Red Sox cap and a black leather driving glove, respectively. Nicknamed V.
by aliciel October 3, 2008
Get the Vishous mug.Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.
Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.
by BRD May 4, 2005
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My best friend is such a visala.
by dkljfqpoeifjdaslkjpewoiqfdjkla March 7, 2009
Get the visala mug.The most beautiful, sweet-hearted soul you could ever meet. Charming, clever, and kind, she easily makes anyone's day a little easier. She posesses a level of empathy and kindness that is truly amazing. A friend (or girlfriend) that anyone would be lucky to have.
Michelle: What do you like about Visnja?
Gwen: What don't I like? She's absolutely amazing. I'm definitely lucky to have her around.
Gwen: What don't I like? She's absolutely amazing. I'm definitely lucky to have her around.
by Ljubavi March 24, 2013
Get the Visnja mug.Amazing, Smart Mouth beautiful and inspiring girl. Loves to socialise but doesn’t fool with a lot of people,lives by the motto work hard, play hard. Very ambitious and loves exploring the world. Adored by many around her and also hated by most.She is thick as well and has a very nice body.Good in sports but is mostly lazy .
Visha is an amazing person!
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