Verbal Castration

Verbally castrating someone is when you say something that the person cannot reply because their brain has exploded!

Girl: There was this old man who thought we should kill allllll the ladybugs in a mass genocide! It was terrible!"
Boy: Did you verbally castrate him?
Girl: Why yes, there was a verbal castration.

by PatronJoJo April 18, 2010

Verbal D.P.

Short for "Verbal Double Penetration"; a situation in which two people are talking to one person at the same time, originally two guys talking to one girl, but has since become universal.

Girl: "Damn it. you guys! talk one at a time! Quit it with the verbal D.P.ing!

Two guys: "sorry!"

by AnimeGangsta69 October 27, 2010

Verbal Backhand

When you dis somebody so badly that they feel like they were backhanded by words.

Alex: Your hair looks weird Phillip!

Phillip: You look like a bus ran over your face then put it in reverse just to make sure they got the job done. Followed by a pack of ninjas slicing you into bite size pieces.

Anybody within earshot: DAYUM ALEX JUST GOT VERBALLY BACKHANDED!!!

Verbal Backhand

by to cold soup November 5, 2010

verbal virgil

A lyrical or verbal genius.

Dang, Taryn is such a verbal virgil, I love her.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Verbal shorthand

Verbal shorthand is shortening a word or two so that it is easier and faster to say

Ling room is verbal shorthand for.living room when spoken.

by Jw rules January 12, 2018

Verbally Illiterate

Stan

He can't. He's verbally illiterate and doesn't know how to fucking speak. Periodt.

by obamaisoverparty May 23, 2020

Verbal typo

Accidentally saying the wrong thing, or mispronouncing a word, out loud.

“Do you wanna make out- I mean hang out- sorry, verbal typo...”

by sonderwrites September 22, 2020