Oh, Valeria is so pretty, all girls wants to be like her, she's such a master piece, everyone wants her and loves her. She's a big flirt and that can sometimes get her in trouble, but will make you fall in love with her once you look into her eyes, She loves everyone and is very kind, but can be slightly rude when you hear her thoughts. she always has one person on her mind, and that's Maria. She loves maria so much and would die for her. Valeria loves to have fun, specially with friends! Valeria is very busy most of the time, but still loves to hang out with friends. She doesn't feel very comfortable meeting new people, but loves making new friends. Valeria is so beautiful, and her favorite person, is maria. She knows how beautiful and gorgeous she is, and whenever she smiles, she can brighten up a whole room. She looks like a real life disney princess. Her skin glows in the sun and her smile can brighten up the whole universe. When she walks in a room, she has everyone hypnotized with her gorgeousness . She loves the attention and always tries to be the best form of herself. She's a passionate lover. Be careful, cause once she lays eyes on you, you're under her spell. She will stay in your mind forever. she's addictive. But don't play games with her because she'll see right through. She is hard to get and might break your heart by rejecting you, but don't give up because she loves when people don't easily give up. Never let go of Valeria.
by inlove with kyler<33 June 26, 2021
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by lazzar February 14, 2009
Get the german valentine mug.a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
by Sexydimma March 3, 2015
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person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
person 2:why this is the worst day of the year
person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
by join the teenage army March 12, 2008
Get the valentines day mug.1. When women take extra care and time to make sure their legs are silky smooth. Usually done for special events/days such as valentines day. Usually done when they are expected to be felt in an intimate fashion by another person.
BJ: I knew I was in last night, she had Valentine's Day Legs.
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
Lew: Whoa, sweet. What happened?
BJ: I don't need to go into details, but lets just say 'touchdown'
Lew: High fives all around then!
Heather: How was your date with BJ last night?
Lissa: I had Valentine's day legs, what do you think happened?
Heather: On the first date! High fives all around then!
by swtlew February 14, 2006
Get the Valentine's Day Legs mug.1. Celebration of spring fertility (spring is only really happening around the same latitude as Southern Italy, where this holiday was technically invented, but whatever) as celebrated by the Romans. Later overlapped with the feast of St. Valentine, and was accordingly Christianized in a way that made little to no sense (assuming that St. Valentine was not the patron Saint of getting it on).
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
1. Let's all celebrate the emerging sexual urges of animals in church. Thank you Valentine's Day!
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.
by asdf.what January 28, 2004
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by Jade October 14, 2003
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