A (hetero)sexual act in which the girl will be on her menstrual cycle, and when she rides her partner and bleeds on them, she will get off, then proceed to give them a blowjob
"...he asked me to give him a bloody Vacuum when I told him I was on my period. I think I'm going to break it off."
by AIDSDABASSGUITAR May 19, 2022
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019
by 10/10 pen February 24, 2020
A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
by PabloDeNoches February 28, 2021
by ♤♡◇♧621 March 17, 2023
When the dominant figure within a relationship defecates into the others anus, and then proceeds to suck the feces back out with their mouth.
“Yo man heard you guys hooked up, what did you guys end up doing?”
“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
“Oh you know, gave her the old Cleveland Steamer Vacuum Cleaner, not much else.”
by Static The Kidd July 25, 2019