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Bee Vacuum 

A drink made of equal parts beer, vodka, apple juice and carrot juice (acronym:

BVAC).
I drank a bee vacuum for breakfast and the rest is a blur.
Bee Vacuum by Etymologasm June 12, 2017

poop vacuum

The act of recording yourself taking a poop, and then reversing the video so the poop goes back into your butthole like a vacuum.
Yo bro, that poop vacuum video you send me was fucking disgusting but savage as fuck!
poop vacuum by Poop Vacuum November 5, 2017

skin vacuum

Did you give Johnny a skin vacuum in the parking lot before school?

Positivity Vacuum 

A person who comes into a meeting / conversation and instantly drains any positivity our of the room.
Positivity Vacuum by unlcemalcy November 18, 2018

Astro vacuum 

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
Astro vacuum by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018

Jalapeño Vacuum 

Having your girl place 5 Jalapeños in her mouth. She begins chewing them and then gives you head.
Dan: Well we had Mexican last night and it also happened to be sex night.
Jim: And????
Dan: Well I thought we should try something new and she gave me this thing called a Jalapeño vacuum
Jalapeño Vacuum by Mr.Diddler March 12, 2019