ultimate daddy

Pitbull..... that's it.

Pitbull is the ultimate daddy

by EvisceratedMuke March 31, 2020

Ultimate Cuteness

The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"

by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

ultimate friendship

When you trust each other enough to put your minecraft beds in 69 postion next to each other.

Dude: bro, what if we do the ultimate friendship.

Bro: Dude, i tought you'd never ask

by Papa Myers May 15, 2021

ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019