Mike Tyson

When someone gets upset usually about something that everyone else thinks is funny usually while in a drunken stupor, and decides to bite the closest person, usually on the ear. Can be in anger or in a sexual manner.

Aliya: How was your night last night?
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.

by Baby Mills March 14, 2010

Tyson

A useless piece of shit. A worthless human being. A man-child who's incapable of seeing his own faults and instead blames everyone else around him. A lying, cheating douchebag that cares about no one but himself.

Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.

by I love pie and Pi June 11, 2018

tyson.bates

a boi dat liks memes and plays da booga booga like a bous

(friend) hey have u seen this meme? (tyson.bates) "sigh" yes i have.

by tyson.bates July 9, 2018

Tyson

A guy with low self confidence and never gets a girl friend and has a small pee pee

Tyson is so quite

by goooooggggllleeee November 25, 2019

Tyson

Tyson is a bitch ass nigga who thinks he's the best player on the basketball team.

Yo, you are a bitch ass tyson.

by The Important Person January 16, 2018

tyson

a douche bag. he has a greasy mullet,wears a white hat, white Oakley and drives a camaro.

did you see that douche bag? he must be a Tyson.

by docuhbag420 January 11, 2018

tysonize

make small, and grow hair.

Bozo the clown was tysonized.

by Anonymous April 7, 2003