Turkish Submarine

The act of going into a hot tub with a partner, disrobing, and using one or both hands to forcefully remove a solid turd from the anus of your partner.

"Did you go out with Jenny last night?"

"Yea! We went in the hot tub and I gave her a Turkish Submarine."

by MaxwellAdam December 3, 2013

turkish mudslide

When you give someone a swirlie but the toilet is full of diarrhea shit.

I gave qwerty1605 a turkish mudslide swirlie at sgdq

by trevor n things June 14, 2016

Turkish Vibeout

The Turkish Vibeout is the formal rule which states that one must ALWAYS get the lady he banged the night before out of the house by 9:30 am.

Roommate 1: "dude, what's that chick still doing here? I'ts 9:45 already"
Roommate 2: "ooo were just hanging out today, watching some movies."
Roommate 1: "GET HER OUT NOW! TURKISH VIBEOUT man are you serious? I'm trying to make some breakfast and have man talk with my friends"

by blowmaz December 6, 2011

Turkish Tuesday

Plainly stated, it is when the deed occurs on Monday and you don’t remember it on Wednesday.

I was Turkish Tuesday’d, and still can’t find me pants or watch.

by Pdfdj December 4, 2021

Turkish lunch

A Turkish lunch is the practice of eating an other persons sperm out of a woman’s coochie.

Bill: hey Susan, your dad makes a bomb ass Turkish lunch!!!

by Term-inator July 25, 2023

Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission

Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.

by allinyoass November 18, 2013

Turkish Litterbox

When someone shits inside a girls pussy and another pisses in her ass. Afterwards double penetration is performed without use of a condom or any form of contraception.

She was turned into a Turkish Litterbox.

by KidStealer42 January 19, 2023