Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Sod tuxedo

A phrase which means to be buried in the ground. Sod is another word for dirt and grass. Tuxedo means that you're laying w/ the grass on top of you.

If you go down that hill, you'll have to put on your sod tuxedo.

by The MGV June 13, 2020

Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022

Caribou takedown

Fuckin a chick from behind but she just so happens to have pig tails so you’ve had a few beers because she is hefty so you grab both of them tails ram your dick into her poop chute and giver all the way and hear her moan like a caribou in heat

Fuck bud I got shit hammered and happen to give old one ton Stacy the caribou takedown

by Milf_looker July 5, 2022

flying takedown

an attack that breaks your ankles but breaks their back. You go somewhere high and jump on your enemy when least expected. They will scream and you will die.

bobby: have you heard of the attack?
Po: no, what is it
bobby: it's the flying takedown! *jumps on Po*
Po: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by mommywithaslipper November 28, 2022

Wearing the black tuxedo

A euphemism for the dominant woman in a lesbian relationship.

The big gal is definately wearing the black tuxedo.

by Buxtahooty March 17, 2010

Late Night Tuned

To be perfectly intoxicated after 12am.

Alex enjoys doing shots of whiskey at the Toasted Marshmallow. It's the perfect spot for when you're late night tuned.

by Leather Lester August 22, 2016