you tube feud 

A feud between two idiots held in the "Comments" section of a YouTube video. Starts on-topic with the video then turns into an ugly and usually immature competition of who can spew the most self-proclaimed knowledge in an attempt to "win" the argument, as if anybody actually cares.

Witnessing a you tube feud is as simple as searching YouTube for any controversial topic (abortion, racism, animal research, etc.) selecting one of the top videos, and scrolling down to read the user comments.

Sample you tube feud:

YouTuber1: "The above video fails to mention how (topic) mostly is the result of (pointless opinion)."

YouTuber2: "@YouTuber1-That's pathetic. Let me tell you a thing or two about (topic), it's called (pointless opinion)."

YouTuber1: "@YouTuber1- I'm not sure where you get your information, but you misunderstood what I said. If you had just READ MY POST, you would have understood that. The whole point of (topic) is that (pointless opinion)..."

And on and on and on...

you tube feud by Oatmeal raisin the dead February 16, 2010

Mario Tube 

a rolled blunt (using a wrap not tobacco) that is perfectly cylindrical so it looks like a warp pipe in a mario bros game.

Person A: Dude, I like really need to warp
Person B: I'll go get a white owl, roll a Mario Tube, and we'll go all the way to level 8!

Mario Tube by Zeak Harbors September 15, 2007

Swag Tube 

a synonym for a condom or rubber.

Friend: Yo mayne why didn't you do your girl today?
Guy: Shoooot dog I didn't wanna take no risks or nothin cause I ain't had no swag tube.
Friend: A swag tube? Wtf is that?
Guy: Fifs on yo neck its a condom!!

Swag Tube by SwagTubeKid June 15, 2010

Doop Tube 

A tube used for masking the scent of marijuana smoke. Consists of a card board tube from a paper towel or toilet paper roll, scented dryer sheets and something to fasten a dryer sheet over the end of the tube like a rubber band or hair band. Made by putting a sheet or two inside the tube and fastening a sheet (or 2) over one end of the tube with a rubber band. Exhale the smoke through the open end of the tube through the scented dryer sheets. Used when smoking in situations when marijuana smoke is not appropriate or accepted.

When smoking pot in your parents house use a doop tube to cover the smell. Smoking pot in a hotel room and your neighbors are threatening to call the cops if they smell it again, one should make a doop tube.

Doop Tube by AC4Peace January 10, 2012

bounty tube

A weed smoking accessory made from a toilet paper roll stuffed with scented laundry sheets. The smoker blows the weed smoke through the tube, filling the room with a fresh scent!

Hey, don't forget to use the bounty tube cos my parents are home.

bounty tube by goellegee November 9, 2013

Turd Tube 

This is the last couple of inches if the intestinal tract. It's where the turds come out. It's literally a tube for turds. And it sounds funny when you say it to someone who isn't expecting it.

Tell them I'll talk to them later. I have to go to the bathroom because my turd tube is full.

Turd Tube by Bob Tate September 6, 2017

knob and tube wiring 

knob and tube wiring is an electrical wiring system with 2 wires spaced atleast 1 foot a part from etchother with ceramic knob and tube insulators knob and tube wiring was used in houses and buildings in the early days of electricity before sheaved cable was invented and is still in use in a lot of older buildings

my cousins old house has knob and tube wiring still in use and working after over a century wow

knob and tube wiring by littlejimmie March 7, 2019