scrub a tub 

Smearing your dick with low fat mayonaise with help of a squirrel, and then rubbing moist penis over an old rusty tub from pre world war two, this phenomenon occurs primarily in northern latitude countries such as Canada, extra points are awarded if you rub tea bag you testicles into the mayonaise jar, good brands to use are hellman's. Please note, you can also make tuna salad using your balls.

David S, your dick is bleeding, did you scrub a tub?

scrub a tub by Anonymous11231234141414124112 December 16, 2008

redneck hot tub 

A truck bed that is lined with a tarp and then filled with water. The sun will heat up the water, creating a hot tub.

Bill made a redneck hot tub yesterday and invited all of his friends to hop in the bed and have a cold one.

redneck hot tub by thebigone848378 December 7, 2013

hot tub baby 

The product of the belief in a certain urban legend: that having sex in a hot tub makes it impossible for you to become pregnant.

If an individual is unintelligent enough to believe this, they deserve to be unexpectedly pregnant. However, this just means that the population of stupidity will grow, due to stupid people having tons of babies.

It is supposed that a child stemming from this type of conception will be born to ridiculous parents and grow up to be completely lame itself.

1. "What a stupid thing to say! You are such a hot tub baby!"

2. "omg, typos galore, I feel like such a hot tub baby."

hot tub baby by boy_wonder April 7, 2008

Yacht Tub 

A real big hot tun capable of fitting many bitties and bros into it. Always is a bomb place to chill when you bored. Usually ends up with a couple knocked up bitties after use.

Last night me and my slus chilled in my Yacht Tub. It was so dank.

Yacht Tub by tilcker April 7, 2011

Ripping Tub 

Whatever you want it to mean!!!!

Ripping Tub

Lets go rip some tub bro

Ripping Tub by adrianaaabud October 11, 2018

baby tub

A Schlitz beer with a shot of Jager.

What are the odds we drink 6 baby tubs right now?

baby tub by Babytubbs December 21, 2018

Hot Tub Benedict 

When you're getting freaky in a hot tub and your cum poaches perfectly in the hot water. After, your partner eats the delicacy that's been created.

"Booked a hotel room last night, you know I've been craving a good hot tub benedict."

"My boyfriend made me the best hot tub benedict! Nice and softly poached."

Hot Tub Benedict by MilkInMyCocoPuffs May 12, 2020