aka scummy twat, living in a burberry caravan with 1264illegitimate children, all sporting hooped earings and shaven hair
by BlinginMongHead January 7, 2005
Get the townie mug.A townie is a term used by Creekersto describe people who were raised in a town.
Townies care what they wear and are all about the fashion
Townies have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.
Townies care what they wear and are all about the fashion
Townies have low-morals, are jerks, and treat women with no respect.
Glen:Lets go into Town
Creeker:I hate townies though!
Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11
Creeker:Ok, Deal!
Creeker:I hate townies though!
Glen:good point... but we should go to 7-11
Creeker:Ok, Deal!
by Vitamin G August 25, 2005
Get the Townie mug.they wear rockports and a fucking stupid cap that points to thye sky. Come owt wiv shit words like boonies(cigarettes) and lower(money). The girls are pregnant by the time they are 16 and they are normally found hanging about scum council estates. they are all thick and consider getting one GCSE a real challange. This is because they are kicked out of school before they reach 12 years of age. they have also got a fascination with fake burberry.
townie: 'ere mate have you got and boons?
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.
normal person:no sorry
townie:so any boons i can find on you i can have.
and then they assault you.
by cj February 23, 2004
Get the townie mug.A Townie is NOT AT ALL like a chav, in the sense of thinking they're hard when they're not, and being an all around TWAT. Townies do wear sports clothes, like sports, but dont hate moshers or goths, and dress similarly to a chav but not the same.
Townie: Alright?
Goth: Hey
Mosher: Hi guys
Townie: The footy was great today!
Goth: I'm not into that
Mosher: Same
Townie: Oh well lol
Goth: Hey
Mosher: Hi guys
Townie: The footy was great today!
Goth: I'm not into that
Mosher: Same
Townie: Oh well lol
by Matt Read September 17, 2005
Get the Townie mug.Towny1- Ya fookin startin moit?
Towny2- I think e is
Towny3- Lets knife the pikey!
Pikey(suffolk word for moshers)- I carnt be arsed fighting 7 of you, run!
note- in a fair fight a towny woul get his arse kicked (suprisingly townies rarely start fair fights)
Towny2- I think e is
Towny3- Lets knife the pikey!
Pikey(suffolk word for moshers)- I carnt be arsed fighting 7 of you, run!
note- in a fair fight a towny woul get his arse kicked (suprisingly townies rarely start fair fights)
by Brunstang December 7, 2003
Get the towny mug.Young people aged 9-21 seen hanging round the local chippy because they think that they're 'hard'. Often seen wearing tacky 'gold' 'jewellery', fake 'Adidas' trousers tucked into their white socks, a fake Burberry cap pointed at such a ridiculous angle that when it comes to blocking the sun, there is actually no point in wearing it except to look like a total prat. Most townies swagger round in a stupidly exaggerated way, swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool, bling bling yeah innit’, etc, etc.
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Their shoes are 'polished' until they're so blindingly bright, they look as if they're new and freshly stolen from 'JJL'.
Rules Of Life For Normal People
1. If you see a chav, kick him very hard in his non-existent balls.
2. If you want to find a townie, go to the nearest crappy sports shop.
3. All townies and chavs are right bastards.
4. Expressions that townies and chavs think are ‘cool’ are: Sound, safe, bling, bang out, innit mon, batty boy, rough, ratty, and any other phrases that don’t actually mean anything.
5. If you do hear something like ‘Bang out, innit mon, like’, go to the source of the sound, and kill wichever townie happens to be there, as all of these people are useless bastards with no actual purpose in life.
7. Most chav and townies if they see a fight or someone really insults another person, they will make a pointless sound that goes like ‘Oh oh ohh’.
8. If a chav or townie that is feeling particularly pointless or gay, they will come up to you, puff their pathetic little chest at you, and go ‘Yeah, yeah, come on then’, and they will then probably make up a false accusation such as: ‘Wot you say ‘bout ma mum?, or: ‘Did you call me a paedo?’. If this happens, hit them.
9. Chavs and townies also have this thing with whacking their first finger down onto the middle finger. They think this is really cool, but in actual fact, it is incredibly gay.
10. Chavs and Townies can also be distinguished by the way they walk. They walk in a ridiculously exaggerated way, and swaying from side to side and bobbing up and down more than is absolutely necessary, saying ‘Yeah, Ah’m cool, Ah’m cool’, etc, etc.
11. Chavs and Townies also think it is incredibly cool to boast about beating someone up to their so-called ‘mates’.
12. Chavs and Townies also have this peculiar habit of clapping when someone is insulted or ‘rinsed’.
13. They say ‘like’ every other word.
14. They think drugs, smoking and drinking are cool at an early age.
15. The word (well, not actually a word), ‘innit’ is used as a full stop. E.g. ‘Ah ‘ad yo ma last night, yeah, innit’!
Townie 1: Innit mon, yeah like, got some fuckin' 'eavy shit 'ere
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
Townie 2: Innit
Townie 1: Yeah like
Townie 2: Bling
by townie hater March 23, 2005
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