Torpedo shit

Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.

Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!

by Exspellyouranus! June 09, 2015

Dirty Torpedo

The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!

by Zkod December 06, 2020

Russian torpedo

When you take a nice solid 10”-12” shit, freeze it the fuck someone in the ass with the frozen turd

That disgusting woman wanted to give me a russian torpedo on our blind date last night

by Jay Bizzel February 07, 2022

Japanese Torpedo

When you are in the middle of sex , get up, run and dive into your partners vagina or anal cavity.

Baby I don’t think you’re ready for this big ol japanese torpedo.

by bicboibooboo February 17, 2019

Arse Torpedo

To defecate with such force, it explodes out of your arse.

DON’T GO IN THERE!!! I just launched an Arse Torpedo into the toilet bowl!!!!

by DeeKay Heads November 20, 2021

Torpedo Loaded

While taking your girlfriend from behind in her slot - take it out unexpectedly and push it full force into her poop hole, do not use lube. When your rocket is fully in scream Torpedo loaded. Watch that as your girlfriend is launched like a torpedo full of rage.

As I am taking my girlfriend nice from behind in her slit I suddenly pull it out and push it full force into her poop hole. When it is fully in I call Torpedo loaded. e screams out in pain and she launches like a Torpeo in anger and explodes when she reaches me.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

launching torpedoes

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017