by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.
by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019

by Bumbus626 January 29, 2025

by daringe September 9, 2011

Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

The feeling you get when you are deep inside your lady's sloppy wet pussy and you're about to bust a nut.
I was deep inside Gertrude last night. She gave me the best brewing torpedo that came from deep within my balls. It was amazing!!!aghhhh
by Creepy Peter August 3, 2016

The gentle breeze felt while skateboarding with your zipper down causes one to get an erection; the skateboarder then wipes out and falls directly on his dick, breaking it or causing disturbing damage.
by Caveman96 December 16, 2015
