when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her
nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place
by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021
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A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.
Man, Ben was so smashed last night. He ended up taking home that torpedo.

The act of being Torpedoed.
by ThumbGunner June 2, 2018
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Boi, keep playing with me. You about catch them torpedoes.
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The man shook faster to arm the torpedo
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The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.
After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.
by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019
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The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.
"Witnesses say that Tom Cruise was shot to death after caught Torpedoing in the hot tub by his mother."
"Did you see that chick Torpedoing herself?"
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(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.
by Jakdeez February 18, 2017
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