Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.

Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"

by The Choco September 23, 2011

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alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

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Temporal Torpedo

Used by fans of Star Trek to emphasize great sex. Giving someone a temporal torpedo means it was so amazing, that they forgot how to even tell time.

1. "I gave it to my girl so hard last night she had to show me her watch and ask ME what time it was"
2. "ahh...gave her the Temporal Torpedo, huh?!"

by BrayIsTheWay August 4, 2022

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Torpedo-style

Jorking your peenar with immense rotational force

James:"thats a nice poop you got there"
Said James while straight up jorking it Torpedo-style

by Bumbus626 January 29, 2025

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Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.

by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019

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