Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.

Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.

by Fonzalator January 13, 2009

torpedo titties

boobs that are extremely small and have no roundness, they just point out like little triangles.

her boobs are so small she's not even wearing a bra, but maybe she should because now everyone knows she has torpedo titties.

by lollipop13 August 5, 2008

Torpey

A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.

"Torpey!"
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"

by The Goose September 21, 2003

tored

to have anal sex repeatedly for hours

-after having anal sex with johnny for 28 hours
johnny-how do you feel ang?
ang-Wow i am so tored.

by Moniqua December 14, 2008

torpedoe surfing

When your dog goes surfing for "treats" in the cat's litter box.

Damn, Fido's breath smells like ASS. He's got litter hanging from his jowl - he must've gone torpedoe surfing.

by artsyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008