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Backwards, BackWOODS, what the $%##@ happened here!?
Topeka used to have a huge "mental" hospital. The Meninger Hospital closed it's doors and moved elsewhere, dispersing all of it's patients to fend for themselves on the streets of Topeka. I believe they must have started pro-creating and mingling amoungst the rest of the population, thus we have the overall mentality of this backwards, back-WOODS, slow cow-town called Topeka. If you happen to be in this town, take a good look around- the people all look the same, not caring about their appearance or the way they carry themselves. At first glance, someone would think, "Is this some kind of sick joke!? Something must've gone terribly wrong here..."
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zero tolerance

1. (and only one meaning)-zT
-n. A clan that owns everybody who plays CS. Specifically all that resides in Taiwan.
OMFG Zero Tolerance just OWNED US.
by syCk October 25, 2004
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Toker

"Look at all the Tokers by the Ernie Ball stage."
by dwiggster October 20, 2012
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Topest

Guy 1: "hey {insert yugo name here} are you a weapon"

Guy 2: "yeh im a weapon"

Guy 1: "what kind of weapon"?

Guy 2: "umm, a top one"!

Guy 1: "how top"?

Guy 2: "the topest" !!!!
by unclejoe December 20, 2008
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Tomer

Tomer: HI my names, Tomer.
Anyone Else: Haha, Dumbass
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Ankle Taper

Someone who plays for a more than decent Ice Hockey team, but doesn't play at the same level of skill as the rest of the team. Therefore, the "Ankle Taper" doesn't usually fit in socially with the rest of the team. The term Ankle Taper is related to someone who cannot play well, because it's 'as if he taped his ankles." Referring to the ankle brace on the back of hockey skates, that protrudes up the back of the skate against the backside of the leg. When a player bends his ankle forward (when skating) the ankle brace leaves the surface of the leg. If someone "tapes their ankles" the brace will not leave the leg, therefore making bending your ankles nearly impossible. So skating will cause the skater to bend at awkward angles and look ridiculous; as well as not being able to gain any speed. So in conclusion: an Ankle Taper is someone who cannot skate, or play ice hockey well at all.
Man that was a great game. Their whole team was so good! It was no wonder they won.

Yeah, but did you see that kid who kept falling every time he tried to skate? He looked ridiculous! Like he didn't even know what he was doing!

That kid was such an Ankle Taper!
by Hocckeeyfreeek April 17, 2011
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Tolerhate

Something you tolerate, but really don't like
"Man, your girlfriend is always taking a shit on your floor when she's drunk"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because she does the weird butt stuff I like"

"Jesus, I can smell your mom's yeast infection every time she comes in the room"

-"I know, I tolerhate it because there's no way I'm bringing that up"

"Godamnit, there are way too many hipsters in this club"

-"I'm gonna tolerhate it while I'm getting this blowjob near the bathroom. Could you stop talking while it's happening actually, it's weirding me out"
by andysanchez32 January 1, 2012
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