boots toots

When something matches or exceeds expectations in a Canadian way.

Riley harvested his latest batch of maple syrup, it was the boots toots.

by PowerlineTech December 16, 2017

splooge-toot

farting after someone ejaculates inside your anus; causing splooge to shoot out.

That splooge-toot sprayed all the way across the room.

by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010

deef toots

The end bit of a joint. Otherwise known as "the endy bit", "the toast" or "last toaks".

"Leave me deef toots man....."

by Professor Morioarty January 28, 2008

moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

by MrThickness March 10, 2017

toot fruit

Poop. Especially after farting a bunch.

Man, I thought I just had some nasty ass farts, but then I had to run to the toilet and make some toot fruit!

by Baber14 March 08, 2018

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 15, 2010

P-toots

That to, or pertaining to:
-Prostitutes
-Farts
-Breasts
-Adjective form ("You're being a real p-toot right now")
-Foreign food
-Expletive ("Awww, p-toots!")
-A way of life.

These Indian p-toots taste like ash and ketchup

by Smoove D November 23, 2010