horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.

"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"

by Fobugee October 22, 2003

Toad

A Toad is a warty frog-like animal, you assclown

by Shi-za June 22, 2003

I'm gonna Trump today.

I can't Trump today means to blow off all responsibilities and go play golf.

Fuck work,

I'm gonna Trump today.

by Max Nicks August 22, 2017

towdy

Ebonics verson of "tardy". Often heard in inner cities schools.

Shanikwa, yo ass towdy again!

by hablet May 16, 2009

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

by Hamelin January 28, 2007

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003

Toody Tah

Either defined as a children's dance that involves shaking your rump or a dance for dirty sluts at the club that includes putting your hands on your ass, poking your booty up, butt naked, and shaking it with your legs spread.

1. my pre-k teacher taught me the toody tah.

2. The girl could dance the toody tah better than anyone at the club.

by Cory Schell January 29, 2009