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Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity
Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."
by Wyla Merryweather August 26, 2013
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beef hula hoop

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012
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bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.
If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.
by Lord Grimcock April 26, 2008
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sunkist basketball hoop

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?
by Emerican August 22, 2018
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Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.
Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.
by sm3992 October 19, 2010
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Hoolly Hoop

Refers to a blonde that is always psychotically happy.
by Bug5532 December 9, 2010
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Hoop-Deeja Vu

Hoop-deeja vu is essentially deja vu with cars, usually beat up, trashy, ghetto, rusted out, rolling pieces of shit, a.k.a. a Hoop-dee, hoopty, or hooptie, or any generally recognizable car or driver.
Homie 1: "Yo, mane, I just seen some crazy shit."
Homie 2: "Yo, what happened, homie?"
Homie 1: "Bru, I just seen a busted ass hoop-dee roll by and then another one of them mutha fuckas that looked just like that shit went by after that. Shit was trippy, mane."
Homie 2: Word, damn, that's some major "hoop-deeja vu" right there, homie.
Homie 1: Mos def.
by CaCaCaCondomBreaker September 12, 2013
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