Hoop Earring Theory

The idea that the size of one's hoop earrings is directly correlated with one's promiscuity

Mike: Should I ask Sarah out?

Josh: I dunno man, she's got some big hoops.

Mike: What do you mean?

Josh: You've never heard of Hoop Earring Theory? Also known as "the bigger the hoop the bigger da ho."

by Wyla Merryweather August 25, 2013

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 12, 2012

bust his hoop

Crude way of describing the vile act of sodomous penetration.

If Chesney looks a bit uncomfortable today, it's because Jerome bust his hoop behind the gazebo last night, poor cunt.

by Lord Grimcock April 26, 2008

sunkist basketball hoop

A basketball hoop with a sunkist logo

Anyone see Will's awesome new sunkist basketball hoop?

by Emerican August 23, 2018

Shootin' hoops

When masturbating (male), blowing one's load into one's navel.

Shootin' hoops becomes much more difficult with an outtie.

by sm3992 October 17, 2010

Hoolly Hoop

Refers to a blonde that is always psychotically happy.

My friends a bit of a Hoolly Hoop!

by Bug5532 December 08, 2010

Hoop-Deeja Vu

Hoop-deeja vu is essentially deja vu with cars, usually beat up, trashy, ghetto, rusted out, rolling pieces of shit, a.k.a. a Hoop-dee, hoopty, or hooptie, or any generally recognizable car or driver.

Homie 1: "Yo, mane, I just seen some crazy shit."
Homie 2: "Yo, what happened, homie?"
Homie 1: "Bru, I just seen a busted ass hoop-dee roll by and then another one of them mutha fuckas that looked just like that shit went by after that. Shit was trippy, mane."
Homie 2: Word, damn, that's some major "hoop-deeja vu" right there, homie.
Homie 1: Mos def.

by CaCaCaCondomBreaker September 13, 2013