Noun - name given to a sexual manoeuvre similar to a handjob where a Brillo pad and metal polish are used in conjunction to achieve climax. The result is a shiny pink shaft, not unlike brass.
I went to the cinema the other day and the guy behind me was brass handrailed.......ruined the movie.
by Brasshandrailer January 28, 2016
Get the Brass handrailmug. by ๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅ March 23, 2021
Get the Brass Monkey Syndromemug. When a closet serial killer with an attitude problem decides the police's job wasn't enough, so decides to commit murder and satisfy his own perverted desires, thinking he can justify it because the victim of his homicide was a criminal.
"Johnny gave the guy who was deemed not guilty by the justice system a brass verdict! Who would have thought you could get away with murder if the victim was accused of a crime?"
by Sprig of basil July 27, 2023
Get the Brass Verdictmug. by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018
Get the brass chops beard oilmug. That funky monkey
by anonymous May 21, 2024
Get the Brass Monkeymug. 
Female masturbatiin utilizing in adamant objects found around the home. Ie. Shampoo bottle, hair brush or remote control.
I had such a wonderful hot shower this morning. All I needed was to brass off with the small shampoo bottle for while to start my day off right.
by Trueleaffan March 28, 2019
Get the brass offmug.