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Low Tire 

A phrase my father came up with to prove he can come up with a phrase.

In his words it means:
“you got toys in the attic”
“you ain’t got all the crackers in the barrel”
“you ain’t got a full picnic basket”
“you got 3 good tires but a low tire so you’re not all there”
Jeremy’s a little bonkers, don’t you think? He’s not all there. He’s got a low tire.
Low Tire by just a fooligan January 8, 2020
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Cock Tire 

The "Cock Tire" is when you get your own cock stuck underneath a tire.
Bob: "Welp Johnny, Looks like I got my cock stuck under a tire again."
Johnny: "Looks like you got another case of that Cock Tire."
Cock Tire by Pripyat November 28, 2020
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Fenced tire 

A woman you control and fuck all the time but is not your girlfriend.
I love you, she is only a fenced tire.
Fenced tire by Frazzle Daddy March 25, 2021

flying tire salesman 

Ohio State highway patrolman
I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!
KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him
Flat Tire by Leterz May 4, 2021

two tire 

The same definition as two-tier but Canadian
The diesel drags were definitely two tire
two tire by Truuuucanadian September 6, 2021

egged tire 

To flatten your tire.
Oh man, I have an egged tire after running over this nail.
egged tire by Dejionbrowne September 11, 2021