In Times Like These

In reference to the current time or times, usually used to introduce or bring a subject to light in the current time.

Man, in times like these I really wish I could get a loan.

by Time1995 November 23, 2016

Timmis

1)An invincible, steel-penised, mentally challenged homosexual man with the strange ability to grotesquely murder another human by touching their genitalia.

1)One of or resembling the fabled Timmis.

3)An insult derived from the legend of Timmis and his family.

Aw snap, Timmis just eh poked my crotch! *dies*

You, sir, are a true TIMMIS.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Little Timmies

Plural Little Timmies
1. An idiot. 2. a person that is being annoying. 3. Someone that is doing something meaningless for an extended period of time. 4. Little Children ages 3-12. 5. A loser.

Miley Cyrus can be such a little timmy when she wants attention.

Brittany Spears is a little timmy

The New York Yankees are such little timmies.

by RHSComic September 30, 2014

Timmey Rogers Mendonca

Always awesome. No matter what Timmey Rogers Mendonca will always be the best thing since sliced bread. He's always there for you... If he likes you. But if he doesn't then that sucks some mega donkey balls for you. 'Cause you just lost out on pure awesome-ness. They always smoke a shit loaddaa weed. Which makes him a boss. If you don't like him then bitch lick my Clit-Or-Is. ;-*

Dude I just saw a bunch of Timmey Rogers Mendoncas. LOLJK Theres only one. He is that unique. <3

by Jenneatsmadcats April 21, 2011

end times

A span of time that is know as the "End Times", consisting of over 2,000 years to date. How far into this "End Times" Age we are remains to be unknown.

At the end times of this Age.

by AmiAmmiel November 24, 2013

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

timesuck

The void that gets created by engaging in an activity that seems like it will be short but ends up taking up huge amounts of time. Like watching video on YouTube, or browsing definitions on Urban Dictionary, or playing Halo 3 on Xbox

Tim: I am so tired, last night I was going to bed and grabbed my laptop to check email. Before I knew it I fell into a timesuck on YouTube and it was 2 am.

Jeff: yeah, that happened to me last week browsing Urban Dictionary

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008