shiver me timber

Slob on my log; Blow me.
Spit shine my baton; Drive my 1 Wood; suck on MY dick.
Speak into my microphone; swallow my sword.

OLD PIRATE ON SHIP: "Aargh. SHIVER ME TIMBER, matey!"
NEW PIRATE IN HOOD: "Yo, shizzle on my dizzle, bizzle?!"

by Chilato (no hate) Hellamongo is LOVE October 21, 2006

Tiller

n. Something used to steer a boat

n. Someone who likes to fuck a goat

I broke my fucking Tiller, I can't steer my fucking boat

That arsehole fucking Tiller, he fucked my favourite goat

Fuck you Tiller you fucking goat fucking fucker

by grooveytunes December 23, 2008

Justin Timberlake

Let's see here....this guy has millions of dollars, 20 cars, 50 pairs of shoes, specialized clothing, a bigass house, endorsements from many corporations, his own restaurant, and (how many?) boats, yet I can't believe that, with all of his wealth, he couldn't even hold on to the nympho known as Britney Spears for more than 3 months. Obviously this is a sign that he is probably just overcompensating for something he lacks as a man (if we can call him a man at all).

Britney Spears: I'm leaving you, Justin. Your penis is simply too small.
Justin Timberlake: It's not the size that matters. It's the motion of the ocean.
Britney Spears: That's what six of my ex-boyfriends said.

by pop music sucks December 17, 2003

Tiller

A herrassher that loves to eat and has a taking problem and can be funny. But they are a loyal friend that loves you and will stick to you when times are though and gives the biggest hugs!

Oh your being a tiller!

by Avery joe November 29, 2016

Timleepic

A very cool and funny person

“Timleepic is so funny”

by Skipsqueak November 24, 2021

tile grass

A carpet of errant pubic hair (usually around the toilet) typically found in the bathrooms of college dormitories / apartments and hippie houses.

I'm going to have to pee outside... there's a meadow of red tile grass in there!

by ChadNads October 14, 2007

Timberlow

The man who stays in your dreams, and reaches your heart. the man you'd be broken without. the man you love.
"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

"He's out of a fairytale"
"yeahh... thats timberlow"

by N'R April 15, 2009