my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

by tallman83 November 21, 2010

daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe

Daniel Seavey is a blue-eyed giraffe. 1/5 of the band Why Don't We. He's a giraffe, loves apple juice, made the apple juice song, a sexy snack, tall, loves vans, and his full name is Daniel James Seavey.

me: I met daniel seavey the blue eyed giraffe on the 8 letters tour
friend: omg ur so lucky!!
me: and he gave me a hug!
friend: now that's unfair! i wanted to come!

by Coco Seavey February 20, 2021

Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Giraffe

A bitch who likes to swing his arms like a gorilla who's fat

That giraffe likes to think he is the shit

by xxwakandaxx May 25, 2021

giraffe

A giraffe is a tree horse.

The giraffe ate the leaves in the tree.

by zlw04 January 21, 2019

:GIRAFFE:

Wideputin's first ever 3D model that was made in less than 2 minutes. It's the ultimate meme, with more than 5 layers of meaning, 2 syllabes name, and repost potential.

Also, currently pending to be added in SCP Site 19 as a melee weapon, action that would make it accomplish its full potential.

-What's your opinion on :GIRAFFE:?
-I think it's stupid
-ban @user2 said :GIRAFFE: was stupid

by WidePutin January 17, 2021

Giraffe Snout

Akin to a camel toe and moose knuckle. All both of those! 🤣

Wow, did you see the slobbering mess on that giraffe snout? It was so effin hawt!🥩

by Mayor Glöria Crüze April 23, 2025