shake the table

The act of causing conversation or starting drama.
Kira told everyone that Derek and Raya have been secretly dating! She loves to shake the table!
by septembereighth September 22, 2018
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rail table

A table used to bust rails on, thus the name. They are clear or see-through tables and screens, like glass or a mirror, used to sniff powdered drugs on.
Hey, you see that plastic table-top on the teachers desk? I bet if you took that part off it would make a sick rail table.
by TFS July 21, 2005
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table slapping

The act of dick slapping a person on the table while ejaculating thus lauching cum everywhere
Man after sex we where table slapping
by That512life February 09, 2015
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table grav

a gravity bong collected from leftover weed/marijuana on your table. usually collected out of desperation and often times includes non-marijuana material such as dust, dirt, food, etc.
Do we have any weed left? ..No man, we're out. But you might be able to scrape enough weed off the coffee table for a table grav.
by surfing cowboy from alpharetta November 16, 2010
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Table Banging

Verb.
1. To smack, pound, hit or bang a table, pulpit or desk when one is making an emotional argument. Usually used with logic, facts, and reason fail, or when hoes mad. Alternative form of "pulpit pounding."

2. Meaningless yet novel sex; novelty or creativity in sexual intercourse (like having sex on a table) without substance.
1. "When you have the facts, bang the facts, when you have the law, bang the law, when you got nothing, bang the table and all I seen today is a lot of table banging!"
2. "My neighbor was totally table-banging some chick yesterday...sounded like they had a lot of fun but he'll have a different girl by next week."
by Unfiltered Christian January 22, 2020
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table brass

A female that hops from table to table in a club that doesn't ever pay for drinks or entry and tends to go over for a vodka and coke.

Also known as a Vodka Vulture, Table Whore, SideChick

Commonly found in city centres in the small hours of the morning.

Also see dickie brass
Guy: we getting a table tonight at the club?

Guy two: as long as we dont end up with bare table brasses with us!
by Brass Exposure September 26, 2013
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Periodic Table

A crap ton of knowledge we don’t even have to know unless we wanna grow up as scientists
Person: Helium, Nitrogen, Tantalum and Iodine in the Periodic table spells “He N Ta I”.
Me: woah there science
by smolkyo December 15, 2019
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